This page is meant for people who can't take a joke (these being the only types of people my blog is intended to cause offense to). If you're offended by something nasty I said about your favourite book (or a book you wrote), something silly I said about an undeniably silly song, that time I insulted your mom, or the fact that I sometimes bother to review bad films just so I can talk about tits, go f*** yourself. Why? See below:
This blog is written and intended for entertainment purposes only. If you read, watch, listen to, ingest, inhale, or otherwise experience anything I review, and
a.) you hate it,
b.) your mind is forever warped, scarred, and corrupted,
or
c.) things go horribly, horribly wrong, generally speaking...
d.) it is not my f***ing problem.
Thank you for reading, have a nice day! :D
